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Re: Jokes

Postby Sprocket » December 16th, 2017, 1:33 pm

MRSA - lead singer from the Smiths.
Brendan Behan once went on a lecture tour of Canada. On his arrival, a reporter asked him why he'd come to Canada. Behan replied "I saw an advert that said 'Drink Canada Dry', and I thought 'I'll try anything once!'"
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Re: Jokes

Postby Sprocket » January 14th, 2018, 3:46 pm

What comes between fear and sex?

Fünf.
Brendan Behan once went on a lecture tour of Canada. On his arrival, a reporter asked him why he'd come to Canada. Behan replied "I saw an advert that said 'Drink Canada Dry', and I thought 'I'll try anything once!'"
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