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Re: Counting in pictures

Postby Sprocket » February 6th, 2018, 10:10 pm

7211 - nothing but bleeding tractors. This one is jumping for joy because I selected it.
Brendan Behan once went on a lecture tour of Canada. On his arrival, a reporter asked him why he'd come to Canada. Behan replied "I saw an advert that said 'Drink Canada Dry', and I thought 'I'll try anything once!'"
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Re: Counting in pictures

Postby GregB » February 7th, 2018, 8:04 am

7212

Here's a Russian helicopter jumping for joy. The crew put vodka in the petrol tank by mistake.
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Re: Counting in pictures

Postby Sprocket » February 8th, 2018, 1:41 pm

7213 - a locomotive being sober and well-behaved.
Brendan Behan once went on a lecture tour of Canada. On his arrival, a reporter asked him why he'd come to Canada. Behan replied "I saw an advert that said 'Drink Canada Dry', and I thought 'I'll try anything once!'"
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Re: Counting in pictures

Postby GregB » February 8th, 2018, 9:48 pm

7214

"What's the title?"
"Dunno, it's all Greek to me."
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Re: Counting in pictures

Postby Sprocket » February 10th, 2018, 9:55 am

7215 - I prefer this kind of hose.
Brendan Behan once went on a lecture tour of Canada. On his arrival, a reporter asked him why he'd come to Canada. Behan replied "I saw an advert that said 'Drink Canada Dry', and I thought 'I'll try anything once!'"
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Re: Counting in pictures

Postby GregB » February 10th, 2018, 1:44 pm

7216

"Mein kapitän, that is one of our Messerschmitts!"
"Ja, but the pilot is my wife's lover!"
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Re: Counting in pictures

Postby Sprocket » February 11th, 2018, 1:35 pm

7217 - 'Norfolk Southern' once used the advertising slogan "We're Norfolk and Good!", but sales dropped off. Can't think why...
Brendan Behan once went on a lecture tour of Canada. On his arrival, a reporter asked him why he'd come to Canada. Behan replied "I saw an advert that said 'Drink Canada Dry', and I thought 'I'll try anything once!'"
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Re: Counting in pictures

Postby GregB » February 12th, 2018, 8:43 am

7218

The pilot's so incompetent that the missiles miss by miles.
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Re: Counting in pictures

Postby Sprocket » February 12th, 2018, 1:34 pm

7219 - I could use this again on my next go, though that would not be in the spirit of the game. I doubt that we'll ever reach the big number.
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Re: Counting in pictures

Postby GregB » February 13th, 2018, 8:08 am

7220

Russian taxi driver: "You want nice Russian girl, very cheap?"
German tourist: "Nein, danke."
Russian taxi driver: "Hey, you Superstud or something?"
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