Quote, Unquote II

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Re: Quote, Unquote II

Postby Sprocket » November 29th, 2017, 10:32 pm

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more - and you can't get out of it by unfriending me on Facebook!
"I'm fucking busy, and vice versa" - Dorothy Parker.
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Re: Quote, Unquote II

Postby GregB » November 30th, 2017, 8:21 am

(Hamlet)
Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
Just be happy to live in poverty.

(Henry V again:)
Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more...
Where the hell have they all gone now?
"A fat woman is trying to diet while an ageing spinster is dying to try it."
- Anon
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Re: Quote, Unquote II

Postby Sprocket » December 8th, 2017, 9:44 am

Lo, he comes with clouds descending - bloody British weather!
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Re: Quote, Unquote II

Postby GregB » December 8th, 2017, 3:40 pm

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs
Then you still haven't run into ISIS yet.
(Kipling, 'If')

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward...
Bloody hell, how much further!
(Tennyson, 'The Charge of the Light Brigade')

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
Er, hang on while I get my pocket calculator.
(Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Sonnet 43.
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Re: Quote, Unquote II

Postby Sprocket » December 8th, 2017, 5:23 pm

"Har fleague har fleague har fleague..." as Nigel Molesworth had it.
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you clearly don't understand the situation.
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