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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 13th, 2018, 7:15 am

they are some of your haunts

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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 13th, 2018, 11:26 pm

They only do it when their owners are using sewing machines with Radio 3 on in the background.

What is the name of a pub in Frenchay?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 14th, 2018, 7:18 am

according to google, White Lion

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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 14th, 2018, 10:17 am

At the Co-op (frequently without hyphen).
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 14th, 2018, 10:36 am

and your question?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 14th, 2018, 12:36 pm

That is the question.

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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 14th, 2018, 5:02 pm

Les would give a better answer

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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 14th, 2018, 5:11 pm

Sainsbury's

Why do adverts during daytime television constantly feature funeral costs, stair lifts, Wiltshire farm foods, over fifties life insurance, equity release, bath and mobility aids, loans.....I could go on and on & won't mention cruelty to bears and elephants.
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 14th, 2018, 7:22 pm

They are aimed at people like you who are the main demographic for daytime tv

how do gooffins tie their hair
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 14th, 2018, 9:41 pm

They don't, they have no hair, they have no heads..........
https://www.ancestry.co.uk/name-origin?surname=gooffin

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