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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 8th, 2018, 8:23 pm

From a bistro.

During the Neolithic period, did you learn how to make tools?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 9th, 2018, 9:24 pm

no

why do rabbits play with gherkins
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 10th, 2018, 8:19 am

Because they are extremely promiscuous (did I tell you about the time my old cat Simon - quite small for an grown cat, small frame - used to play with my rabbit, Mr Spot. They had great times pushing a little ball and running around together, also used to groom each other. On day, Mr Spot decided to take the relationship to another level. Simon squealed, I picked him up, Spot ran away. After that Simon would not go near him, the friendship was over. Spot was lonely, except for me and he was very nervous of people due to a traumatic early life. A mouse did join him in his outside hutch for a time and he was happy about that but it's hardly comparable. Aaaah. I feel sad now at the memory. Anyway female rabbits probably think a gherkin (colloquially known as a wally), is something quite different.

Why do I go to sleep after a small glass of vodka and apple juice?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 10th, 2018, 10:53 am

because you have already drank twelve glasses of vodka

what's that smell?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 10th, 2018, 10:53 am

because you have already drank twelve glasses of vodka

what's that smell?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 10th, 2018, 4:28 pm

A mouse that Thomas brought in that got away and died behind the telly.

I could never drink twelve glasses of vodka, one moderate one is sufficient to send me to sleep. Am I a lightweight?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 10th, 2018, 6:07 pm

yes

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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 10th, 2018, 6:33 pm

from a kitchen, he flew through the window.

How can one get out of paying income tax and council tax?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 10th, 2018, 7:29 pm

don't have any money

how do terrapins climb Blackpool tower
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 10th, 2018, 10:24 pm

With difficulty, I imagine.

Why is Blackpool so popular with the northern working classes and the Tower Ballroom is mecca for ballroom dancing?
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