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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 11th, 2018, 7:56 am

it's grim up north

where do peaches put their loose change
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 11th, 2018, 10:46 pm

In the nearest charity collection box.

Would you describe a Mother Superior as an A lister?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 12th, 2018, 7:03 am

only if she uses mouth wash for her teeth

how did the octopus cross the road
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 12th, 2018, 7:15 am

In a rickshaw, how else?

When I've been on Eurostar and it stops for a while, all dark outside window, I imagine an octopus sitting on the roof, the driver going on top of his cabin with a gun but he is caught in a tentacle, eaten quickly and black ink fills the tunnel though we can't see that because it is dark 100,000 leagues under the sea. Then my husband has to drive.....

What is your favourite fantasy?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 12th, 2018, 10:36 am

you

how do shuddering ramps chase after pritt sticks
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 12th, 2018, 12:57 pm

They usually remove the lids and attach a little bit of themselves to the Pritt Sticks.

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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 12th, 2018, 5:11 pm

gert lush

where do cranks get their dooeknobs
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 12th, 2018, 5:54 pm

From the dooeknob shop.

Is da doo ron ron ron a cryptic message?
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Andrew L » February 12th, 2018, 7:13 pm

no

are hotsoots on their way to Fenchurch
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Re: Question and answer

Postby Lyn » February 12th, 2018, 7:39 pm

Where is Fenchurch?

Why are the Angel and Limehouse tube stations so scary?
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